If it is of any help to you, I swear that in one of my laggiest games, I upgraded my townhall to stronghold and a tower to cannon at about the same time. By the tie they had both finished, I had two cannons and no hall at that locale! Damn that put me behind :). Good luck. Seeya.
Plow King

Doh! Is this a funny pic or what? Cnight discovers all his Hasted Lusted Dragons slowed by Shaf's Mages hahahahhaha. It's snowing a little too on them :) Doh Again If that wasn't bad enough, I peon rushed him and killed his DK hahahahhaha. :)

Doh 3? Then I nailed his town with sappers.

Goofy trick This is totally impractical, but if you block paths with invis peons like here, and put some archers or something, there is nothing the enemy can do sort of run away or catapult or blizz the place. The units try to get to the archers but they can't because the invis peons are blocking it. This only works with peons we tried other units but they would attack. Once the invis wears off you're screwed. Of course this will probably never happen in a real game. This was a test game with Shaf.

Long Range Dong I nailed this DK from long range, it was pretty funny.

U Formation Check out this poor fellow lose 4 farms or something. ~Creed~ took this shot I believe.

Beat those Campers This is how I got one of those Wallin dorks on Maze. What you do is put out a couple of axers and bring them up to hit the peons trying to repair the farms. Makes them runaway and you can brake in. ~Creed~ taught me that strategy.

Cat Protection! I was playing FOC and ~Creed~ FOCing peon rushed me and started building towers on my mine. He had a bunch of footmen too. He killed all my gold peons leaving me with 5 wood peons. The only thing that kept him away was my Cannon in the Nate formation. I chopped enough wood for a cat as his towers were shooting down my hall. I got my catapult up. I wasn't able to really hit anything so I popped out another one. I started getting Creed's towers. Just then he ran in with a bunch of Knights. All I had was about 5 peons and 2 Cats. Well Creed was thinking ha ha watch those cats die, but I ran towards the farms above my hall and sealed in the cat with walls and a farm. Haha look at his Knights Die. HAHAHHA. This allowed me to stay alive a little longer till the Mages came :) I got the first Mage but the 2nd got my whole town.

FOCing Chaos on Aqua! Check out this mess. We got Peons attacking, Juggs, what a mess!

Shlonglor's Armada From the same game, here is my ships after I lost 1/2 of them to subs :) I only had one mine too :)

This guy is about to lose his mage to my Invisible Cat assassin. Now that's something you don't see everyday :)

Creed and I were playing vs 2 of his buddies. The Map was GOW. Creed started at Purple and Aqua for me. We both headed up to left of middle at the same time. But Creed got their first. So I go, oh crap, and decided to go to Orange. But the enemy was there! So I said screw it and Built beside himMy farm is just starting there in the way of his gold peons :)

If you have never tried that before, it's really fun. I built a farm and mill in the way so he couldn't mine. It was high resources of course sooo. Just when it was getting fun Creed quit to chat because Crimson had dropped. What a shame. That was looking to be some fun there :) I was Orange, Creed Yellow, and the enemy purple. We had 4 guards on his 1 cannon there :)

Here is what happens when Shlonglor, Gotcha, Azure, and Marshall play against you as allies.

Chrism and Jonny played a huge game. It was a 1 on 1 that lasted for 2 hours. What was so amazing was the stats. I've never seen stats this high before. The game went back and forth the whole time but Jonny finally won. It is really amazing though because Chrism had 100 more kills. Take a look at the stats. You won't believe it.

I played the crappiest War 2 player ever! Heres what happened: We started a 4 player game. I built my town. I had a town hall, lumber mill, 2-3 farms, and maybe 7-9 peasants. This was about 5-10 minutes into the game. When, a peasant, who was not one of mine walks into my village. The guy who was controlling that peasant types: "Oh look a village, someone to beat up, ha ha ha". So he starts attacking one of my peasants. So I set 2 peasants on his peasant and killed him. Then I see the message that the guy, the guy who sent that peasant, was eliminated from the game!!! About 10 minutes into the game that guy still only had one peasant! And he sent him into my village to attack me! And to top it off he was bragging about having someone's village to beat up!!! Now thats a crappy player.

Have you ever heard this before?

Warp, LordHelmet, and Warp were playing vs Del Mar, Shadow, and Tangerine on 3vs3 pud. Unforunately, Tangerine ran into a little problem with my axers & LordHelmet's Ogres. We all got together for a group picture after the game.

Shaf and I were playing WWG and Ziggie 2on2 on Spiral. I was sitting there destroying WWGs mine when he sends in a sapper. I was wondering what he was going to do. Sapper the mine? Then he runs over and sappers my Juggs. Oh man, I nearly busted a gut laughing. As you can see, my jugg took a lot of damage. hahaha. For you idiots out there that are wondering what's so funny or amazing about this: Sappers don't work on juggs :)

I was on St Louis looking for someone when I see a game being served as Shlonglo'. I decided to join as Gotcha. The guy is like What's up Gotch. hahaha. Yeah like i'd say that haha. Didn't this fool realize that if i was in fact gotcha, i would know about him being a fake? Gotcha is only 4 feet away on the other side of an open door. haha. Did he not know that? What a MORON :) Take a look

Where is this guys town hall? It's not to the left of the mine. It's certainly not below the mine or to the right of it. Oh here it is. Only this far from the mine.

I was sitting in Kchat and everyone goes, make up a milk name and join the game. I couldn't think of a Milk name, So I join as Shlonglor. It was Spiral. I didn't have a clue who anyone was. The teams were to be The milk guys and me and Gerg. I figured Greg was a smurf too. It looked like Gred spelled backwards. I was red, and my teammate was aqua, the other 2 were on red and orange. The game was going along great until I ask my teammate how many Juggs he had. He goes:" What are Juggs?" Holy Crap! I said: "BattleShips?" He said: "What are they?" haha holy crap. Was this guy joking? I had about 2-3 Juggs, I was doing this awesome Wall in. Just then in comes both bad guys with a crapload of Grunts. Luckily, I was walled in. I set all my peons on repair and started making Archers :) I think, I can't remember exactly, but I think I got a tower up. However it worked out, they backed off. Shaf started building a tower. But he dropped hahahhahahahahhaha. I was working on a Cat and I think I most likely could have fought it off. For some reason I chopped out later and forgot about Silver's Grunts he had hidden on my Island. Luckily I beat them off.

It was around then I found out that it was Silverwolf and Shaf I was playing, and my teammate was some newbie. haha. They stuck me with a newbie! Well with no Shaf, I ganked Silver's ass with my Juggs. I got another island and it was pretty much glittering prizes the whole game. I got tons of mages. I was over on Silver's Island when my Dipshit Teammate started attacking me. WTF? It was like 30 minutes into the game when he built his shipyard. He had towers all over the sea on his shores. So Silver goes, how about you let me live and we will beat him up. So I spare silver, and we took the punk out. I then stock piled a ton of juggs. I had 10+ level 5s. and at the last momement I sent them all in and ganked Silverwolf and killed him. haha. 81 kills to 20. Screw you Silver! :) The Stats. Shaf missed yet another attempt to smurf me. :)

I was playing probably my 300+ smurf game on Spiral with I forget who. We were destroying the guys 2nd mine as is standard practice, when the guy starts repairing the mine. Man that was so funny.. Take a Look.

Trash Talkers get STOMPED!
Me and my buddy *Mage* were sitting in kchat when some fools started talking about how they could easily beat us. Well we couldn't let them sit there and insult us knowing full well we could kick their ass. So we went 2on2 on low on POS. Suffice to say, the stat screen tells the whole story. Newbies got their ass WHOOPED. After the game they tried to say, oh we didn't say you sucked. And they tried to say they didn't suck. But for sure those were 2 of the crappiest War 2 players I have ever chanced apon. They tried to say we double teammed them. But I took out one, then went over to the other and helped mage stomp on him. Not that he needed my help. Mage or anyone else could have easily taken them 1on2. So goes the story. More trash talkers have to eat their words..

I saw this picture. of a wallin by Isildur taken in a game at the big kali fest. This is a wallin at Yellow (Bottom left) on POS. Man is that the crappiest attempt at a wallin you ever seen in your life? Last time I played Yellow, I sure didn't take 7 farms to wall myself in hahahahah. I had to set this as my wall paper in windows :)

I was playing Nowhere to run. The punk tried to peon rush me. So I decided to teach him a lesson. I walked into his town. Built my barracks in between his mine and hall. I put some walls on the left side, then built a farm as you can see there, surrounding his mine completely. I then killed all his peons, teaching him, you don't peon rush the Shlong on Nowhere to Run. :) See the spectacle.

Nowhere to run allows for some fun stuff. If you take a look at this picture. you will see that I walled the guy's mine off and then built a farm in the way. I trapped his peons behind my farm and it was pretty funny. :)

Warp and I were playing a game on POS. Take a look at this picture. I got a peon behind the tower. I planted this tower right outside some newbies town. Every time he would try to attack the tower, my guy stuck behind the tower would repair the tower until the tower killed everyone. It was so awesome. The first tower worked out so cool, I decided to set up another one the same way :) He couldn't get to the peons to stop them from repairing. He tried Capults but I reparied and I had some grunts around to kill it. That tower stayed alive the whole game. It was so funny and it must have drove him crazy. My little peon repair guys. haha. There only jobs were to keep my towers repaired :)

Warp and I were playing and we killed 2 people but one of them did the hide one peon crap on POS. He had one peon left. We spent forever looking and finally found it. We chased him up to my town, red. We then decided to play with him for pulling that stupid hide the peon trick on us. Warp and I both clicked on allies for him. We then surrounded him with footmen and Ogres. I built some walls around the peon and a tower too, to watch :) He couldn't moveand to get out he had to start hacking on my footmen. But everytime he would kill one, I would sent another in. Warp even Bloodlusted his peon for him for the added slap to the face :) It was so funny. Take a look at his little bloodlusted white peon. :)

I found the perfect way to Kill towers. haha. Take a look Invisible Flame Shielded Mages. :)