This had to be one of the more funny stories. Dor had it it out for me for a while. I had beat him in a 2on2, and 2 1on1s, and he wanted to prove he could beat me on Sea haha. Well he comes onto Kali drunk as can be. He could barely type. It was so funny. We played 1on1 on FOC. I was Yellow, (FOCing Yellow) he was Orange. The pictures pretty much tell it all :)

I made a few Juggs and sent them to the left and above of my Shipyard, on top of Orange. I see a transport coming, my 2-3 Juggs fire and it sunk.

It seems he had attempted to rush me, but I killed his transport full of Juggs. Hahahhaha. Man that was incrible luck, bad luck on his side :) That's the only time I ever stopped an initial Grunt Invasion with Juggs :) You can see dor expressing the hoplessness of his situation now ;)

I got his poor Peons :)

Dor making empty promises :)

I decided to show him I was ahead by building my mound and first barracks on HIS island ;)

After my barracks and Mound were done, I figured I'd build a tower :)

Dor was hiding some grunts and beat down my tower. My Juggs were providing shore support :)

He then Peon Rushed me. hahaha.

Nothing like hearing the enemy admit their loss :)

A Shlonglor Original, (Well I ripped it offa G-Man) Tower in the town as they die :)

Man I think the moral is. Don't Drink and Play War 2. After I beat dor, I think everyone else in Kchat got a piece of him too hahahahha.

Other Games with Dor

Don't let dor tell you he could play better when he's not drunk here is my other games with him :)

Me and Morpheus vs Meddle and Dor. Foc 2on2. Me and Morpho had just beaten Meddle in a 2on2 where he had a crappy partner and I had stolen his oil. He was swearing all this crap at me cuz I stole his oil on FOC. It was pretty funny. Last one to the oil spot is a rotton egg. I wasn't even trying to steal it either :)

My first 1on1 with Dor on Spiral low. Man I played like crap too. I was doing my Billion Juggs strategy. I attacked so late that he shoulda had time to get 2 extra islands before I even got there :)

I headed over to his spot at red on spiral, I was up at aqua, and there is his "early" invasion coming at me. hahaha. My Juggs nailed the transport. hahaha. I think the grunts got away but his trans went down.

Now this is how you do it. If they let you kill their buildings you get it down to the last farm and let peons wack on it. Then when it gets down to the last few hit points, and they are saying "BYE" you slow the peons and it takes a LOT longer for the farm to die hahahah. That is a classic Shlonglor Original. Just when they think it's over you drag it on for a bit longer :)

BOOM

I had been talking crap about dor. We got into plenty of fights. He thought he could beat me. So we set up a 1on1 on FOC. and well the stats tell it all. :)

Don't let this page make you think Dor sucks or anything. He was pretty good at land and decent on Water. Just not decent enough to beat the Shlonglor!! :)