Last updated 4/1/97

I joined a game With Silverwolf as my partner. It was going to be me and him vs Orange and Detonator. A SURE thing. Silverdork picked Jimland. I really really hate Jimland, but I wanted a chance to kill someone with 1000 mages. So me and Silverdork picked human. They picked orc. Orcs have 0 chance against humans on Jimland if the human player is any good. The Humans can exorcise the dks. They can mage the Ogres to death. Slow them, Poly morph them. They then can use the Combo of Level 7 Rangers and Paldans to overcome the bloodlusted Ogres. You're only real worry is runes.

The game got going and I joked, hey lets go Dragons! Silverdork goes "No way, Dragons always lose on Jimland." hahaha. He said here is the plan, we sapper into middle and get that mine. "It's all about the mines" he said. hahahah. Oh man. Does this guy have any clue I wondered? Jimland isn't at all about the mines. I said: "Have you ever played Jimland before?" He said "Yeah whole lot of times." So i'm like, then why are you saying it's about the mines. What are you goign to let them mine 200k-600k in gold and let the middle mine be the decisive mine? What kind of plan is that? It's about getting over to them and kicking their ass. There is only one plan on Jimland. You BOTH sapper over to one enemy, beat the crap outta him. Then you sapper over to the other guy and do the same thing. I said "I don't want this game to go all night, and that's what will happen if you make the fight for the middle mine." I said, here is the plan, we sapper into one of them, BOTH sapper into the same guy and kill him. So he said ok. I bet he was dumbfounded by my brilliant plan that everyone but him would already have thought of haha.

Well the game got going, I was quickly up to keep. I started upgrading my Archers and Knights. I had level 7 Rangers before I had level 5 Knights and any Knights at all. I got flyers camped over both of the enemies towns. They were both Orc. YEAH. There was no chance for us to lose ;) I saw Silverdorks flyers going around. I got up to Castle and started building tons of Mages/Rangers/Knights. More Mages really then anything else. Whenever the enemy would fly over, I'd slow their flyer then beat the crap outta it with my rangers. hahah.

I got out the sapper buildings and started sappering my way to bottom left, where Detonator was. I was almost sappered into Detonator and I asked out Silverwhore was doing. I said are you sappered into blue Yet? He said: "No i'm just building sappers now." WTF! I started yelling at him. What is going on? I'm already sappered into him and you're just building sappers??? I mean I was building sappers outta one building. I was going slow as can be. I coulda been into him WAY before that. What was this retards problem?

I got sappered into Blue. I started attacking him. I was using mages, and archers and Rangers. It wasn't going as good as it could because I was pissed about Silverwhore not being there yet. Me and Detonator started going back and forth. I asked Silverwolf where he was. I'm not there yet. My gosh, what a LOSER. How hard it is it take 6 or so sappers on Jimland, and sapper a path across the map. I kept fighting with Detonator back and forth. I kept yelling at silverwhore to get the hell down here and help me. Thats when he said, I can't there are dragons in my town. I was like SOOOOOOO. I mean I had rows of Mages, with Slow, Polymorph, I had Rangers. I mean I WANTED them to attack me with Dragons. I was hopeing they would attack. So I go on attacking Detonator. But it wasn't going too good because I was so pissed about Silverwhore not being there to back me up. A while later, I said: "Are you EVER going to come down here and help me?" He said: "The Dragons are chasing my peons!" hahaha oh man. I'm sure you've played games before with morons for partners. I know I have. Just go to St Louis and team with the losers on those servers. Well thats what this game felt like. Newbie, Loser partner.

I was getting really pissed. I got a flyer and flew over Silverwolf's town. He was dead. HAHAHAHA. Shit. Even my newbie friend Damian reg numer 90k can beat Dragons on Jimland and this guy whose been on kali for almost a year can't beat some Dragons on a map that's practically Glittering Prizes? hahahah. LOSER.

I was really pissed at him. I started cussing Silverwhore out. It was then that he started saying I should have come up and help him. hahahah. Ok imagine this folks. I'm bottom right, and he is top left. How in the world was I supposed to help him? I was I supposed to beat up Detonator, then sapper my way up from Detonator to Silverwhore? hahah. Gee I guess maybe I could have made a bunch of Dragons and sent my Dragons up to fight Orange's Dragons. I'm sure that woulda worked. hahah. Does that reason: "I shoulda come helped him" seem like a logical explanation for him losing on Jimland? NO. So he said, that I would have been dead had those Dragons attacked me. Gee. WHATEVER Silverwhore. I'm sure my 30 Mages with Polymorph, Slow, and my Rangers, and Paladans with healing would have a hell of a time attacking them dragons. Does this fool even understand how to fight Dragons? So THEN he said it was my fault for not telling him that they were going Dragons. Uh, didn't he have flyers too? I know I saw his flyers at the same time. Is it now my responsiblity to inform him of people going Dragons. Are Dragons so dangerous on Jimland that you mush have advanced warning? I guess it's my fault I didn't drive over to his house and control his flyers and make them see the Dragons. I guess it's my fault I made him retarded so he didn't know how to fight them too hahaha.

I was really pissed. I had 40k gold left in the bank, ready to use. With Silverwhore dead, whats the point in staying. I'm sure I had some chance of winning, I mean I had human Mages, TONS of them. I had all the money, lumber i wanted. And I could have easily sent invisible Mages into his town all I wanted. But what's the point? 2on1 on Jimland. Thats not fun at all. So I said: "because my teammate is a cock sucking newbie who goes down to Dragons, I'm going to have to Surrender" So I left the game. Orange wants it mentioned that it was HIS Dragons that killed Silverwhore :)

A day or so later Silverwhore tried to say its because he was having farm problems. Farm problems on Jimland. He tried to say that it the top left position's fault. He said the walls were in the way. Yeah WHATEVER. I've played top left plenty of times and never had the problems he's describing. Can you say Excuse Meister?

Well, right from the beginning, the teams were Shlonglor and Silverwolf vs. Me (Orange) and Detonator. I thought we had no chance of winning, since earlier that day, Lemaitre and I had smurfed Detonator on Stl. 1, and I had seen the way he played so I figured we were doomed. I decided to go for dragons since it was pointless to try and wait till I sappered through to one of them, or until they came to me, so I decided to take the quickest route, through the air. I knew the map, so I knew what mines to take, and since I was top right, I decided to go for the 12:00 mine, and not the 3:00 mine, and it worked out even better then I thought because Silverwolf was sapping down to Detonator, which was bottom left, so I had no opposition. I got my flyers up fairly quickly, Shlonglor had his up before me, not sure about Silverwolf, but I think he did. I started training archers, and upgrading them, which was the logical thing to do, because there was no need to worry about knights coming into my town, at least not that early. So, once I got my flyers up, I went over to both towns, and I wanted to take Shlonglor out first, personal grudge for when he whooped my ass Our plan was to double team him, but since I was going for dragons, it didn't seem too good for because, because he had one walled in gurad tower, and quite a few archers, at least at first, and he was making mages. So, I put up 4 roosts right away, and checked Silverwolf out. I went to his town, and saw nothing really. He was at castle, and had one mage tower, so I was like, shit, he's gonna have mages, this might be hard. As I looked around his town, he had 1 level 1 archer, and maybe two footmen, that's it. Now what in the hell was he going to do with 2 level 1 footmen??? And even more, he tried to hide them from my dragons, he was putting it in the corner, I havn't figured out why. I could not believe what I was seeing, he had absolutely no defense. No towers, no archers or mages hidden away, I was wondering what he was trying to do. By looking and noticing that he NOTHING, I told Detonator that I was going after Silver, and I knew I could take him. Silver played as if he had Kali for about 1 week, it was pathetic, I still don't understand how he had nothing at all!! Since I was stuipid, and had forgot to make farms, and 2 of my roosts wern't done, I only had 2 dragons out, and I knew that if I took them to him that second, he would have either gotten them, or had time to make a defense against them, so I had to wait to make 4 more. This was real risky, because if he was smart, he would have been making something to defend them, he had a mage tower up for about 5 minutes, maybe 10, and not one mage. So, I made 4 more dragons, and invaded him with 6. I went after his archer, no sweat, and then started getting his mage tower. He hadn't even made a mage. By this point, I was out of both mines I had, and was chopping to 12:00 while everyone else was still working on their second mine. I kept making 4 dragons, and was taking eight in at a time. I got all of his stuff, starting with his expansion townhall, and I got his mages, barracks, castle, and his mill several times. He was being a real pain, and wouldn't die. I got his castle, and expansion townhall, and then he would go off and make another one, upgrade real fast, but, he basically wasted money cuz I trashed it J I must give him credit, he was persistant on trying to stay alive, but he ended up making another mage tower, and got about one or two mages out, which killed some of my birds, but I eventually got everything of his. I was starting to run low on gold, because I was making ogres, archers, dk's and I had no income, and kept making some dragons, ready to attack Shlonglor. I did have about 40k in the bank once my mine ran out, maybe 50k, not sure, so I thought I was in good shape, but it ran down to 5k fairly soon. As I was about to take twelve dragons to invade Shlonglor ( I thought I could have taken him, because he only had 3 mages, in his town, and couple archers, and one walled in gurad tower, and I did scout his town throughly, because I wasn't about to lose my dragons). I know that 3 mages can take out 12 dragons with ease, but if he isn't expecting them, and was busy attackign my ally, then I could have gotten them real fast, and gone after his other stuff. I had 12 dragons in the middle of the map, so I know he didn't know that they were there, and as I was about to take them in, when he messages my ally and I saying that his ally is a cock sucking newbie and some other stuff, and that he surrenders. Hahahaha, and to think it would have been that easy! It was actually a fun game, would have been better if Shlonglor stuck around. Advice for any of you that play Jimland, make something besides peons!

-Orange

That's what is so funny about this. Silverwolf has been playing for a YEAR hahahaha. He was my partner this game. I'm sitting there blizzarding blues, guys going up vs him. When he's crying about lots of dragons in his town. And I laughed. I didn't think he was serious. I mean come on, who loses to Dragons when they got mages? And who loses to Dragons when they are on Jimland. He mades all these excuses. He said he was trying to sapper to blue. BUT he never made it to blue, I was sappered to blue. So how come I am able to sapper to blue, AND have mages, but he's not able to do either? And he tried to say how he wasn't expecting it. He had flyers he coulda looked. PATHETIC. This should be a lesson to young and old. Silverwolf sucks.

Now i'm sure you're feeling bad for silverwolf, about me ragging on him but don't. He's always enjoys sitting there after every game you lose to him talking about how you had 0 Chance, how there was no way you could beat him. He won't ever give you any kind of credit, if your teammate sucked or any other reasons that might explain why he won or why you did poorly. In fact today, I was playing with Shaf 2on2 Critter attack 2, and I killed both Silvers and his teammates main island, but Shaf didn't know he had another mine on his island. DOH. so Silverwolf took that mine. By the time I found out Silverwolf took the mine, it was all mined out. I mean how often do you fly over your teammates town to make sure the enemy isn't on it? I mean doesn't your teammate usually say hey there are guys on my island? Anyway, it was Shaf's mistake and I don't blame him for it. Well I DO blame him but I forgive him. Anyway Because Silverwolf got Shaf's 2nd mine, because Shaf didn't know he had a 2nd mine, they won the game. And Barely too. But did they give us any credit for that? NO. Silver tried to make it out how it was their plan for me to take BOTH their main islands. hahahha. Do you know ANYONE who allows you to take all their buildings when there is limited amounts of money on the map as their PLAN? I sure don't. So that's why this was the ultimate payback. Something to hold up whenever he gives anyone shit for beating them.

This story reminds me of some other games with Silverwolf. One time he was my partner. We were playing some moderately skilled people on spiral. We took them off the sea and what do you think they did next? Dragons hahah. I had Mages, Rangers all over the place, but guess who needed help vs Dragons. Our own Silverwhore. Mister I don't know how to fight Dragons. I said pretty much screw you and let him die to Gryphons. I mean if he can't do such a simple thing like fight Gryphons, then he deserves to die. Eventually I went over and saved him but I took my sweet time doing it.

In another game, Silverwolf lost on Spiral low, something he SHOULD be very experienced at with all his sea games, to some guy who had never played water before and made destroyers! Silverwhore And now to the War 2 whore thing. If you remember, in the Old Schoolers vs Cases match, 90% of our losses were because Silverwolf lost 5-6 games. That prompted Unasapper to make that famous phrase: "Silverwolf is the War 2 Whore giving victories up to anyone." Henceforth, Silverwolf will be known as The War 2 Whore.

When you see Silverwolf in Kchat, make sure to say: Hi War 2 Whore!

-OG says: "Silverwolf the True War 2 Whore. F**king loses to newbies on Jimland."

-Unasapper, the originator of the Silverwolf is the War 2 Whore says: "Silverwolf is like the whore of war2, giving victorys to anybody. oh there is nothitn more in life than i like to see then silver fail. oh man silver sucks."

-~Crimson~, War 2 Master says: "losing to dragons on jimland means you suck :) you couldn't lose i'd have 2 or 3 times as many dks =)

-Warp says: Hmmm Losing to Dragons on Jimland. I just don't see how that's possible.

-Cadaver says: I always thought Silverwhore sucked anyways. Not only does he suck at war2 and quake, but where is the picture of his imaginary girlfriend? Why bother lying about it silver?

-Doomgaze says: Silver has one friend, gecko, who has no friends :) He he knew the map. Even on a new map an experienced player sorta knows what to do which makes it worse :)

-Luminar says: Silver's even worse than me :)

-Mordavian says: Didnt he have mages? you can kill like 5 dragons with 1 mage. The War 2 Whore: Silverwolf Silverwolf: The War 2 Whore. haha

-Shaf says: I can't believe someone would actually lose to dragons on Jimland... With 9 mages I could kill all the dragons you could fit on one screen not only did he lose to dragons on jimland, he lost to dragons on jimland to ORANGE!!!!! I mean this is ORANGE!!! I think I 1 on 2 smurfed him with archers only once!

-DarkPeon says: 77k gold on Jimland...hahahahaha

-Shadow! says: I must congratulate Silverwolf because this loss on jimland to dragons proves that silverwolf is the only true war2 whore

-Window says: I just can't believe he did that i mean he's not THAT bad...

The Stats. Check out the stats. 77k gold on Jimland? hahaha Is that even possible?

"I was attacked by Dragons"

It is impossible to die to dragons with anyone playing that has played War 2 for almost a year on Kali. Especially on Jimland. It was unanymously decided among the War 2 Old Schoolers that it's impossible to die to Gryphons on Jimland by anyone experienced or good at War 2.

"You didn't Warn me about the Dragons"

There is no reason why a teammate should have to warn their teammate about anything, if they have flyers. Silverwolf had flyers. It was his responsibility to look for himself what the enemy was doing. You are especially not required to inform your teammate the enemy is building dragons because it's impossible to die to Dragons on Jimland. (See above).

"You should have helped me"

Hello McFly!! How am I supposed to get through a map 128 of solid wood through 2 enemies? I guess I coulda sappered Diagonally, but that would have opened a path for Detonator to attack Silverwhore too. Obviously the plan of a War 2 Whore.

"You would have died if they attacked you"

Yeah I'm sure those 20 or so Dragons would have really done a lot of damage vs my Level 7 Rangers and 20 or so Mages with Polymorph. I didn't have a chance.

"I had farm problems"

Gee not enough lumber and wood on Jimland to make farms eh?

"The Walls were in the way"

Yeah I'm sure there is much less space top left then anywhere else. Does anyone want to load up the map to check?

Throughout Kali, busy Kali,
dressed in fonts just for you,
in the air you can hear muffled laughter,

Conversations, people laughing
at the whore of war2,
and in every chat channel you'll hear:

Silverwolf, Silverwolf,
it's Christmas time for the newbies,
hear cha-ching, newbies sing:
"Silverwolf's giving them away!"

Silver's losing, egos bruising,
jimland sets the scene,
for a disgrace unequalled since Nixon,

Hear the flapping, Silver's crapping,
out to a dragon brigade,
through the derisive laughter you'll hear:

Silverwolf, Silverwolf,
It's Christmas time for the newbies!
hear cha-ching, newbies sing:
"Even I got more than 77k!" 

THE END