Peon Wars part 3!

Shlonglor's War 2 Stories


Last updated 2/25/97

We got together another game on Whatkey. It was Me, Gotcha, Silverwhore vs Shaf, Wermacht, Stormshadow.

We had the little battle in the middle. We won like always. Gotcha and Silverwolf commited sucide and I was stuck with an Ogre in the middle. Doh.

Gotcha and Silverwolf got bottom right. I got Top middle, nowhere near them. I knew I was surrounded. Crap! The game got underway, I did my little farm farm barracks crap. In came shaf with footmen. He had like 2, and I had 1. Crap. I was able to beat off the invasion. I got another barracks up. I set up a 2on1 on the right, but no one came. So I decided to head right with 2 grunts. No one was next to me, so I made probably the biggest mistake in the game. Rather then setting up a 2on1 at the empty spot, I went right thinking somehow I could get Werm. Silverwolf was attacking him from the other side I think. But I run with my 2 grunts, after killing maybe 1 or 2 peons, into like 6 level 2 grunts. Those grunts immediately headed left and took the empty spot. Which wouldn't have happened had I the 2on1 set up. DOH. I made the mistake of attacking Shaf's footmen. He had in the trench with 1 grunt and 2 axers. My footmen went down, then my axers. Stupid! I had a footmen with 2 axers behind him. But the footmen went down. So in runs shaf with some guys. I was able to beat it off, but just then in comes werm from the right. He had like 4 or so level 3 grunts. I had a 2on1 set up with my grunts. After losing a few grunts, Werm decided to head home. Around then, I had my cannon tower up. Just then in comes a transport with like 6 Shaf footmen. They went straight for my smith. I grabbed 3 footmen from the right, risky move, where they had the 2on1 set up to fight Werm, I then grabbed a few grunts from my barracks. I was able to take Shaf's footmen.

I don't have a clue what Gotcha and Silver were doing. Gotcha had the sea I guess. But he wasn't able to stop Shaf's transports. Werm was all the way up to Lust and Dks already. I was screwed. I quickly got up to Ogres, then lust and dks. During that time, my Ogre in the middle got killed by a Shaf tower. Looked like he was on middle. I had a couple of dead grunts. So I sent one around through the trench to Shaf's town, I was able to kill some peons. hahaha. My grunt had like 2 hit points. I did the thing again, haha. killed a few more.

I got on the sea, Werm tried to sneak some Grunts over to my side to block the passage. I d&ded them. He tried to send over 2 Dks, but he wasn't watching them. I charged them with peons and grunts and they went down. hahahahah. But Werm had grabbed the mine right of me. Shaf was left of me, AND Werm was right of me. Storm had grabbed another mine left of Gotcha or so. So Where were we going to get gold? Crap hahaha.

I had lusted ogres and dks. I looked over at Shaf's town and he didn't even have a walled in tower. So I rushed in with lusted Ogres and took his whole town. He was going to castle but he canceled. I got his keep, his stables, all his cool stuff, and I got rid of everything but the farms.

I was feeling like we might possibly have a chance. 1 down, 2 to go. UNTIL, I flew over and there is Shaf in the middle with a whole other town. CRAP!

Soo. Gotcha is in trouble. I had to send in like 3 Ogres and an axer to bail him out. While my guys are on the way, someone dropped. I forgot who. I ran into Gotcha's room. We worked out our game plan. They had the middle and Gotcha had sea. So our only chance was to get the middle. I had 2 dks and our plan was for Gotcha to put his ships on the left side of middle. I would then send a transport over with Dks. I would hop out, Decay the middle, then run back into the transport, with the Juggs laying down grazing fire. I was able to decay most of the towers. I got my 2 other transports and got all the Ogres that were killing Shaf's town. I took the other transport and got The Ogres and axer that was protecting Gotcha. I landed on the left of middle. I lusted and ran in. I was able to pretty much gain control of the island. Shaf still had a barracks pumping but I took out his stables. Shaf ran in with either a Knight or Footmen and took my last ogre. But I figured Gotcha and Silver could come in and finish the rest off.

Just then...In comes Werm and Storm with Lusted Ogres and Dks. DOH. The island was there again. I was left with like 6 peons and a transport. When I wasn't looking, my transport was sunk with the dks in it. I think shaf sunk it with guys on the shore beating on it. Shaf sunk another one of my transports too.

Almost immediately after I took my 3 transports out. In came werm from the right with a bunch of lusted Ogres. My town was a gonner. But it wasn't my town anymore. I didn't need it. I had moved out. I was on the road with my 3 transports. haha.

Well I ran with all my peons to shaf's town. Werm was having his way with my town. I love it when you move out of a town and people attack it and think that it's hurting you. I didn't care. He could have it. Shaf was probably thinking the same thing when I was in his first town :)

Well Gotcha and Silverwolf battled in the middle. I think they did some big time damage. I had 1 transport like 8 peons left. I stuck 6 in the transport and went to the middle island. I built my hall on the shore. Of course that island wasn't under our control. Shaf was there still along with more people. But I did it as sort of a joke haha. Shaf discoverd my hall on the shore and the jig was up. I grabbed my peons repairing my hall and started attacking his peons. hahaha. It was peon battle part 3. This time, I was kicking his butt. haha. I lost my peons and went back to get the other 2 or so I left in Shaf's old town.

Gotcha and Silver came in. I think Gotcha was building a tower or something. I took my peons and started attacking Shaf's mill. My one goal was to take that mill and I got it haha. Take a look at the following picture.


Shaf sent in a Knight after me. I think Silver was nice enough to slow him for me :) I still didn't win that battle tho.

Notice Silver showing his bravery :)

During this time, Storm had gotten on the sea and he went and invaded my old town. WHO CARES. I think he thought he was hurting me too. Gee it's not like werm hadn't visited my town allready :) Storm loaded up his Ogres and 2 dks from my town and went to the middle. He regained control of the island and killed my hall :(

That game was a lot of fun. Looking at the stats, it's easy to see that I did damn good for having no money. Gotcha and Silverwolf played like crap. It was all me :) Screw you guys!


In a side note, gotcha played so crappy because he built a farm in the top left corner of his hall where the peons pop out. IDIOT. So when the peons popped out, they had to walk around the farm to mine gold. That is what killed him.


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