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Another punk


Last Updated 5/3/96

Two Complete ASSHOLES:

Well, i was looking to play a good game of wc2, me(Mordavian), Durandal, and someones name i forgot, played plains of snow, it was a good game but finally i lost to Durandal. Since i was a nice i told Durandal "good game" and then we joined a new game on high seas. It was a 5 player game but 2 people dropped, then me and Yellow started to fight but then he dropped, that left me and Durandal and finally i beat him.

About this time me and Durandal started talking and i found out he was pretty cool so in the next game we joined we decided to be partners, the map was spiral on medium, our enemies where {TaiwanJK}, and Rabsomthing (im not sure what his name was..).{TaiwanJK} kept fucking with the speed, i fucked up and built my shipyard in a crappy place. They sea grunt rushed and kicked our asses, it pissed me off, but hell, it wasnt cheating. They managed to kill me and Durandal. After the game we went back to the chatroom, {TaiwanJK} and Rab started to say shit like "You SUCK" and "you guys are morons". THAT pissed me off, just cause we lost dont mean we gotta be treated like idiots.

So we agreed to a rematch, same map, same everything. But AGAIN they beat us, i guess i just really suck at that map, i would be building my barracks as 5 footmen came in to kick my ass. We did alot better this time but we lost.

Ok, now i wanted revenge BAD, since {TaiwanJK} was the biggest asshole in the bunch i challenged him at Plains of Snow with medium resources, i was Orange and he was Black.

I decided to make a barracks super early but he beat me to it and in came some grunts, but i made some footmen and finished them off, but he killed a few peasants. Finally i started to pump out footmen, but he would invade with the same number of grunts. It was a stalemate.

Well i found that he had his barracks really close to my town, i tried to destroy it but i couldnt out number his grunts, i walled in my peasants and started to replace the 7 or so he killed. then i made a blacksmith and started to upgrade my footmen. We battled back and forth for a long time with footmen. He Built a tower in my town and walled it in, that fucked me over so bad. Then my mine ran out so i chopped my peasants out and moved 4 of them to purples mine, i had like 2 half dead footmen and 4 peasants now. I built a new townhall and started to pump out the peasants then i rebuilt my 2 barracks that had been destroyed. He tried to attack but i fended him off.

About this time he started to say shit like "damn its late" and "i got school tomorrow". *WHAT AN ASSHOLE*, he talked all this shit and NOW he has to go? I said "no we are finishing this game". Well he didnt quit. I made like 9 footmen and invaded his town, he had nothin except a few peons, i went north a bit and killed his barracks and then i took out his stronghold. After the long stalemate i had defeated him.

After that game i went to Kchat and there he was. I said "i thought ya had school?" and then he just started to call me a "moron". I knew then that this guy was pathetic, and not worth my time.

{TaiwanJK} is good at war2, i dont know if he made his barracks first or not, i dont really care. I beat him 1 on 1 and thats all i give a shit about.

-if you look at the stats you will see he had more kills then me, thats cause he slaughterd all but 4 of my peasants, most of my kills where his grunts.

Mordavian

Take a look at the stats.


Have you ever played with TaiwanJK?

I took a break from my monkey paper around 3:30, and got into a 4x4 with him. Me, Dirga, Durandal, and some guy named DeathBringer. Dirga got Purple's spot, so he was screwed. Anyways...one of JK's partner's drop early, but of couse he doesn't say anything. Then...I walk in early with a bunch of level 2 grunts and he only has 3 level 1. So I get in there and trash all his peons before he finally gets rid of me. So he's pretty much out (only a matter of time).

I could've finished it myself, but I told people to come help, so Duranadal helped me end it. Now...JK only has farms left, so he is 0 help to his team. But instead of being cool, and dropping out like Dirga asked him to, he just said, "Dirga, Shut up." "You suck anyways." Yeah...Dirga sucks so hard. Whatever.

Then he keeps whining about how unfair it is (funny, it wasn't unfair when he was still alive). And how we should all just restart. His other two teammates, Zuxius and Mordavian would've gone down, we controlled the whole board except for the bottem right corner. Zuxius was about to go down, but Mord was in good shape.

JK keeps calling Mordavian a moron for wanting to stay in it. Last time I checked, War2 is about fun, not about winning only. I finally get sick of JK, and send 9 bloodlusted ogres to eliminate his punk ass. I think he realized that, and he somehow got Zuxius to quit to chatroom!!

Bullshit!

Anyways...I just told JK that he sucks because he lost to 6 grunts. He just told me to shut up. But at this point, all I typed was, "I have better things to do than to play with losers" And I took off.

JK is probably burning for revenge, but I will NEVER play his whining ass again. He's just gonna have to stew about how I beat him with 6 grunts.

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Vermeer

I just wanted to play. When one of our allies dropped i knew it was all over. I didnt care though, i figured if we were going down we might as well go down fighting.

Like 15 minutes into the game Taiwan started to bitch about how he was getting his ass kicked, he was like on the other side of them map though so i couldnt get to him in time,also me and Zuxius joint attacked Dirga who had control of the center we with his ogres and my ballista and a few footmen we did a good job of hurting Dirga, but Vermeers Ogres and Durandals Knights came to the rescue.

Anyways Taiwan goes down. That leaves me and Zuxius, i dont even think Zuxius had bloodlust so he was getting rocked. I had about 8 mages and maybe 15 paladins so i was ok, i fended off attacks from Durandal and Deathbringer. I helped Zuxius fend off a few attacks. I also had a 2nd mine so i had a good gold supply.

Dont get me wrong i KNEW i was a dead man, but why should i quit? I was having fun, isnt that the point of the game? To sum it all up Zuxius quit to the chatroom and we all got pissed at each other and left.

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Mordavian

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