Shlonglor's War 2 Stories
The Newbie!
Last Updated 4/10/96
Ok, you want to hear a warcraft 2 story that will make you
laugh or cry? Well here it is... Today i played a 2 on 2
game. It was me (_Jaime_) and some loser named Dark_Side
(it was dark_something, i was so pissed when i quit the game
that i forgot his name!) against Vatolio & ughh I
forgot the other guy's name. Well anywayz, we were playing
garden and i was black and dark_side was red. I send him
a message telling him im going private. I ask him, "Are you
any good?" He replies, "I am decent." Well i tell myself
ok, start building. While im building he messages me telling
me he's coming my way. I ask him "Why?" He replies, "Because
there is no gold mine down here." From then on, i turned
off my messages to him, and was telling my opponents how bad
my partner sucked. He built his hall, right below mine! He
wasn't mining any gold, and had no army when the first attack
came. I was hit hard, and with no help from him it was all
over. My enemies, who were now no longer private, were
telling me, how dark_side had only 1 peasant who was chopping
lumber! Im watching the orcs raze my town, and dark_side's
hall (which i could see since it was RIGHT below mine). Next
thing i know, dark_side sends 1 level 1 grunt to attack 6 grunts
and a tower. Heh heh.. Everyone had a good laugh at that one.
Oh yeah, while I was building grunts, he asked me (and this
is a quote), "You got any warriors?" Warriors!? crap, were
we playing the same game?!
Jaime
It was me (ZeroK) and Vatolio vs Jamie and _Dark_Side
Vatolio and I Knew at least one of them was right above us in the top left
in Garden of war. i was below Jamie at orange. I sent an early
peasant to Jamie's town to see what he was building, but as I
go up there I see red (dark side) building right below him.. and
on top of that he build his town hall so that his one pesant
was trapped. I want to attack fast so Vatolio sent
some troops to my town and we got ready to attack.. no one had towers
so we double teamed Jamie and kill all of his guys and town hall
we left a farm so he could see what happened.. Some how, dark side got
one pesant out and built a barracks but then he sent his one pesant
to attack our guys!!! We all laughed. Then, I went and built a tower right
next to
dark side's town hall.. The whole time Jamie was saying how darkside
was crying for help so Jamie said "what help, because of you i have no
town" so the dark side had his one pesant that was trapped in a
small area chop lumber.. But when the pesant chopped his was out
my troops attacked this one pesant.. it was so funny..
ZeroK
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