Here is a story by Cadaver:
Ok so I was just smurfing around like usual...playing under the name Raisin Bran this time. This guy named Tower$$ comes on and starts talking about "Where's Cadaver? That guy sucks!" so I say "hmm so you can beat him right?" Well, I knew I could slime the crap off tower, so I just play along, and wait for him to come out and challenge me. There is some background to this however. Me and someone else were playing a game on Garden of Gold vs Tower$$ and someone else. Anyways he did the build lumber mill and nothing else strategy and managed to kill me off. Whoo ha...anyone can do it. It's cheap, and we all know it. No one does that in a real game. So I says to Tower..."That's cheap and I'm going to restart." So I did, and he doesn't do it again, and I think we won, but I don't remember. So after that, I branded Tower a cheap ass who I wasn't going to play anymore. Also, he told me that doing that stupid trick is a big part of his game. What kind of loser relies on that crap to win games? I realized that I was in the company of a serious idiot here.
So anyways me and Shlonglor and about all the other good war2 players were on Castle, and then Tower$$ shows up and starts talking bad about me. I was just waiting for him to challenge me, and he finally did. I said...let's go bitch! Shlonglor and Vermeer both tell me to watch talking bad unless I knew I could win...so I kept talking bad about him, calling him a bad words and everything else I could think of. And after some delay....we finally started. I served, and he said pick anything I want, so I picked Plains of Grunts on low. I was green, and Tower$$ was orange. I figured since I had a clear line of attack, he was screwed. The game starts and I do my normal buildup, and walked into his base with about 7 grunts after a few minutes. He didn't have anything...I think like 1 footman. But, true to his name, he had about 4 towers. Luckily, he had left some peons outside, so I killed em. Also, I killed his blacksmith, but I got some grunts killed doing it. At this point, I knew I had him beat. His mine was about to run out, and I had the exit guarded with grunts. So, I knew he was screwed.
I started laughing and upgraded to stronghold, intent on opening a chain of taco bells. I just kept upgrading, and sent my peons down to yellow's mine to get a new town. However, they started dying as they went in....he had a town there, with towers and everything! I was shocked, how did he get by me? Oh well...I just went to blue's and started there. I opened five taco bells, and started making tacos. His farms and towers fit pretty good inside those tacos, and I just kept making them. I didn't even bother to kill most of his guys, I just liked wasting his buildings. I had about 15 or so ogres guarding my bases, and he didn't have any more barracks, so I figured I won. So since he had been such a dickhead to me, I decided to just taco everything, and only use my ogres if he attacked me. I just kept blowing shit up, and he just kept rebuilding it. I never let him have another mine, and I had all the others by this time, so I just upgraded everything I could and got out some Death Knights. I did some death and decay on a group of about 6 towers he had guarding his base at yellow...there were too many to sapper them. But, the decay part of death and decay worked nicely. Anyways, he kept rebuilding towers everywhere, and I kept killing them....
It was getting boring, so I tried to get him to give up, but he wouldn't, so I built like 15 zepplins and went looking. I found all his guys and murdered them. Take a look at this screenshot, this is his last tower right before I kill it. then the game was over, and he was saying crap like "It hurts to say it, but you are pretty good. I bet I can beat you on water though." Yeah right. The day I lose to you Tower$$, if you're reading this, will be the day I give you my computer. You will never beat me in your whole entire life, at anything. For those of you who don't believe me, take a look at the stats. Hahahaha. Tower SUCKS!! Hahahaa.
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Cadaver
Take a look at the stats.
Hearing about those games makes me remember my first and only game
with Tower. It was an IWL game. I challenged him. He picked Nowhere to
run. It was close for a while but I made like a ton of Catapults. I also
had a bunch of like level 4 Grunts. Well to cut the story short I gained
control of 3 of the corners. I went in on him and I found out he only
had ONE Farm! He had upgraded to Keep,
had blacksmith and an inventor. But what good is all that with only ONE
farm? He built some demo teams, but I would just kill them with grunts.
What could you even hope to do with 1 or 2 sappers on Nowhere to run
anyway. Well I always wondered what kind of idiot would only build
1 farm. After hearing all these other stories about tower, I finally
figured out why.
Tower just sucks.
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Shlonglor
