Shlonglor's War 2 Stories
More about the punks (Part 3).


Last Updated 3/13/96

Shlonglor,

I read your latest article about the two punks that kept on saying no attacking for 15 min, no attacking 2nd town halls, no attacking peroid! Well I remember long time ago I played a team game (I can't remember who my partener was) against HuevoMan and another guy named RedDog (I think there is another guy named RedDawg on kali, don't mistake those for eachother). Even when we were in the wc2 chatroom these guys started shooting their mouths off at my partner. They said "I don't know if I want to play with that guy (my partner) because he uses bad language." My partner replies "I only used bad bad language that game (some previous game) because the other guy said something first." So there was a little conversation and then we started the game.

Well the first game we played I din't hear anybody say no grunt rushes, and I even asked my partner if they said it, but neither of us heard it. So I attacked them with about 9 grunts (not using baracks first of course). Then all I heard was one guy say "Asshole!" and then they returned eveyone to the chatroom (SIN SIN SIN!!!!!) where my partner informed me that he did hear them say no grunt rushes (why didn't he tell me that before???) I then took the blame and we preceeded to play a second game. Well they declared Ogre rules at the begining of the game, so naturally I made ogres really quick, and proceeded to attack their town :) Then when I was attacking they say "Hey! We said Ogre Rules!!!" I then reply "I know, I am attacking you with an Ogre (dum ass), what is the problem?" Then they try to convince me that "Ogre Rules" means that everybody must have ogres (or knights) before anyone can attack. So testing my patience I decide to let up for a second (mercifull feeling). So I back my ogres off out of his town a little ways. Then I see my oponets ogre attacking me (YES!) so they cann't possibly have any complaints now right? Wrong! Then bith at me somemore using foul language (remember how concerned they were with bad language). I try to understand what could possible be wrong. I found out what it was, I wouldn't lay down and die for them :) Well my partner at this time has managed to round up a flying machine and comes to take a look at the situation. He agrees with me that these guys are complete morons.

Well, to make a short story...I destroy one guys town completly, then I make my way to another town and destroy it. Taking insults while I am doing it...They must have been sooooo pissed..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.......Then eventually one guy is eliminated and another just quits.

Well, I would like to set the record strait on Ogre rules. Ogre rules does NOT mean that everybody must have ogres before an attack (only you). Also, when you declare "no grunt rushing" this could be interperted as "Ogre Rules" or "No baracks first" <----This is the more common interpertatoin. So if some one declares "no grunt rushing" ask them to specify. And as for HuevoMan and RedDog (not RedDawg) they are just a bunch of idots. After I won that game they went to another persons game and I also joined to warn them about those two punks, but before I could say anything HuevoMan and ReDog start to type "Noooo, don't let him in!!", "Get Jonny out", "Dont let that jerk play" and the server kicked me out.. His loss...

WARNING:

DO NOT ------) EVER (--------- PLAY WITH HUEVOMAN OR REDDOG THEY ARE COMPLETE AND TOTAL IGNORANT, IDIOTIC, STUPID, REALLLLLLY BAD WC2 PLAYERS WHO SHOULD STICK TO PLAYING THE COMPUTER (that way they can only bitch at themselfs).

DIRECTIONS:

So if you ------) EVER (--------- come across these two players tell them that you have heard about their bad sportsmanship and would never ever play a game with someone such as thereselfs. You can win easily against them, but they are hardly worth you precious time.

--
Jonny*

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