Shlonglor's War 2 Stories
Some more punks.


Last Updated 3/13/96

Wow! I played these guys, or at least one of them. It was me and (possibly) Ayyo vs 'HuevoMan' and a partner, who might have been CosmoKramer (or perhaps DarthVador...? not sure about that, quite a while ago). Anyway, before the game, one of these guys says no grunt rushing, and I say yeah, build town hall first. Then this guy says 'no attacking for a 15 minutes' or something. What??? Oh, well, this guy's some sort of pansy, I'm thinking, so I agree to his crappy rule. My partner's a bit of a newbie, so he soesn't have much to say about it. I think they mention the ogre rule as well. Anyway, we're expanding, I'm going quite slowly, (this is on continent as well) and my partner spots that red has started mining white's mine (free slot), so he sends down some guys to attack. Next thing I know, there's a message on the screen saying "no attacking secondary town halls!" I cannot believe my eyes! Who are these tossers? So this guy is shouting at my partner to back off, and being new and inexperienced, my partner says well, ok then and leaves him alone, although I'm shouting forget it, just kill him!

So, it's a bit later in the game, I've moved some peple into the middle ready to attack/defend (btw, red is not in the middle cos he built his town hall bottom right, obviously so he could be near his teammate, blue), and these guys are still saying no attacking yet, wait a while, and I see these red sappers running past up to orange's base (my partner). I shout look out, sappers coming, but sure enough a moment later my partner says shit, my tower's exploded or something. I think hmm, I guess we can attack now, so I send my guys down to this town hall of red's (in white's spot) and start killing peons, and orange follows. But this guy starts shouting again "No attacking 2ndary town halls! No attacking yet!" So I just say fuck it let's get him, and we erase that hall and the peons. "You bastards" he shouts, "we agreed no attacking!" And we say "well you attacked first," but he says "No it was my teammate!" "Man I saw those red sappers you liar" I tell him. Anyway he's still shouting: "You're going to pay for that!" he shouts, and a minute later there's some death knights in my town decaying stuff, and they get a few buildings, so I rebuild them, and he shouts "I told you you'd pay for that!"...

So to cut a short story even shorter, we kicked their asses and they dropped one after the other without even saying anything, never seen them since, but it sounds like exactly the same couple of jerks. No attacking secondary town halls! Amazing! Watch out for 'em.

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Enrique

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