Shlonglor's War 2 Stories
Gotcha and me vs Jff~~ and Sliver~~


Last Updated 2/19/96

Gotcha and I won our first IWL team game. It was awesome. This was the most fun game I've ever played. Here is what happened. The map was high seas. Gotcha and I had the worst positions. I was Orange and Gotcha was red, the worst. Both of us could be hit by the sea. So we knew we had to dominate the sea. Jff was white and Sliver was Yellow. Perfect positions. Jff, Sliver and I were Orcs and Gotcha was Human of course.

I started building. I built my first Jugg. Then I sent it down to Gotcha's town to help him out. I guess Jff was attacking him with a Jugg. It turns out Gotcha did not need my help. He took out the Jugg 1 on 1. We then, decided to send our ships up to yellow. We passed Sliver's Jugg and we quickly killed it. I had a second Jugg out and I sent it. I attacked Sliver's oil rig while Gotcha focused on Sliver's foundry. After I got rid of the oil rig, I went to help out Gotcha. I built another Jugg. I sent it down to help. We took out any Juggs that popped out, Sliver's foundry and Jff and Sliver's shipyards. Then, because Sliver did not plan, attacked and destroyed a bunch of Sliver's farms. He had them lined up in a nice line that could all be hit by ships. Sliver whipped out a catapult and sunk one of my Juggs cuz I was not watching. I went in with my Jugg and killed the catapult.

I was up to Stronghold, was upgrading my guys to level 3. But I had no land defenses, unless you call peons a defense, haha. So Jff invaded me, early too, with 6 level 3 or so Grunts. He took out all my peons but one. Every time I would make an Ogre, Jff would kill it. So I stopped making guys, what I did not realize is that I had 5000 gold. But I had no lumber. So since I had no lumber, I just assumed I could not make any guys at all. I forgot grunts require no lumber. I could have kept making Grunts. So, I called to Gotcha for help. Gotcha sent in a transport with some knights and saved me. It was a perfect save. We took out his invasion.

I had pulled the foundry trick that game. The trick is when you build a foundry in the river, your peon pops out on the other island. No transport. I was orange and I built my foundry and popped out on Black's Island. So I got my guys rolling in my main town and I built a town hall in Black's spot where my guy had popped over. I also built some farms and a lumber mill on that side.

Around this time, Gotcha could not bring his ships in close to Jff or Sliver because they had the Death and Decay. But, Gotcha was able to keep Sliver out of the oil. He just kept his ships by yellow's oil, out of the way of the Death and Decay. He kept destroying Sliver's oil rig, every time he would build it again. He destroyed it like 4 times. I destroyed it once too remember, poor sliver. haha. Look at the picture at the end and see how much oil he had. None haha.

I guess it was sometime around then that Gotcha got invaded by Sliver I think. Gotcha was able to fend off the attack. Then Gotcha invaded Sliver. He took out all of Sliver's guys and most if not all of his peons. That screwed Sliver big time. But Jff had sappered through to Slivers island and he sent in a ton of bloodlusted ogres and killed all of Gotcha's guys.

But I knew nothing about all this because I was still at Stronghold and was far behind cuz Jff invaded me. I had no flying machines. Just then Jff invaded my new town with Bloodlusted Ogres. He destroyed everything. By that time I was able to go up to fortress and whip out the bloodlust. He destroyed my town hall, tons of peons and barracks. But I sent over a transport full of Ogres and I took him out. Not before he destroyed everything though. So, I rebuilt my hall for the second time. By that time, Jff had some dragons. I built my town hall in blacks spot again. I made one guard tower and an axeman. I also made a barracks. Then I discovered that Jff had built his foundry in the stream between white and black. But I was now in blacks spot, haha. So I made a catapult and took out his foundry and 4 farms. I was expecting someone to death and decay the catapult but no one came. haha. He also had a shipyard there and I got it with some Juggs.

Then Jff sent in a dragon to my new town, I think either I killed it, or it ran. Just then Jff sent in 6 Bloodlusted Ogres again. Like an idiot, I had no defenses at that town again. Everything got destroyed. So I sent in a transport again and got rid of his guys. I rebuilt my town hall there again for the third time!!!!

Doing my terrible re-con job again, I did not know that the whole right side of the high seas map had towns in it. Enemy towns! I need to re-con more. I found Jff had a new town. And it was not protected. So I sent in a boatload of Ogres. I killed most of his peons and started working on his farms. I was bloodlusted of course. But Jff sent in a dragon. I had no defenses against it. So I said, fine give me all the dragon you want I'm still going to attack. So I was able to destroy 2-3 farms before he killed all my ogres. Well worth it. So I sent in another boatload. This time I sent Ogres, a sapper, and 2 axeman. I unloaded in a 1 guy wide passage way. By that time he had reinforced his town with bloodlusted Ogres. I fought in a narrow passage way. Then I said screw this and put them all back in the transport. I went around to a nice place to land. I landed my guys and sent in a sapper which killed 3 of his ogres. I then moved in. He sent the dragon in again and I was down to just Ogres. I was able to take out all of Jff's farms but one, and that farm was on fire big time. I sent in my next load of guys. He sent in the dragon but this time, I had 4 bloodlusted Berzerkers! That dragon got wasted. Just then I see a bunch of Red peasants. I'm thinking who is this. The I said to Gotcha "what is going on here?" He goes, "you said this island was free". So I go "no there is a battle still going on here". He did not care. He started building his town hall there even before Jff's hall was destroyed! Gotcha is so cool. Then I found out that Jff had a town below the town we just destroyed. So Gotcha and I went in and got rid of it.

Then we started talking about Normandy. The big invasion of Jff and Sliver coastline. We planned for months. Well not really just a few seconds. I sent in 3 transports. Gotcha sent in 1 or 2. We sent them all in at once. I expected to find a huge resistance but there was nothing. We took out all Sliver's buildings one by one. Then when we had him pretty much gone. I massed my Ogres and Berzerkers for the big one. The invasion of Jff. I had maybe 20+ Ogres all ready. I thing did a fly-by of Jff's town expecting to see a million Ogres but there was nothing. So I go screw this and walked through the sapper hole in the rocks to whites, Jff's town. I thrashed on it big time, with tons of bloodlusted Ogres. No opposition whatsoever in Sliver's or Jff's town. I'm thinking we got these punks when I see my town being Death and Decayed. I ran my flying machine all around but did not find anything. So I gave up looking.

Just then, I guess Jff invaded or re-took his 2nd town, the one Gotcha moved into. The bloodlusted Ogres destroyed Gotcha's hall and all his peons. We all know what happens when bloodlusted Ogres attack Knights. The Knights DIE! But that did not bother Gotcha. He set up a town in Blues spot. Just then I get Death and Decayed in my town again. I'm thinking "OK bitch, I'm going to get that Death Knight now. I fly all around and then I discover that both Sliver and Jff were mining from Purple's mine. There was like 50 white and yellow peons mining from the same mine. It was such a beautiful sight. No defenses. All ripe for invasion.

Sometime around then Jff invaded my main town. He destroyed my Fortress with a bunch of bloodlusted Ogres. The thing had been on fire the whole game from Jff's first attack. That is 1 fortress and 2 town halls I lost!!!! Jff is so mean, haha. So I brought in some guys from our invasion forces to kill the guys in my town. Then Invaded Sliver and Jff's final town. I killed like a million peons. It was awesome. They were down to attacking us with Grunts. Gotcha did not want to miss out so he invaded too. Then they gave up. hahahah. My Stormreaver and Gotcha's Azeroth. The clans unite to Kick some serious ass. Twilight Hammer, Jff and Sliver's clan was dealt a defeat at the hands of the Orc/Human Alliance!!

Check out the victory screen.

Stat Screen

Notice Sliver's oil. None, haha. Gotcha made sure of that. Notice Jff's kills. He killed all my peons 3 times and gotcha's once. I'd say a large amount of those kills are from killing peons. Also see my gold? Even after having 2 town halls destroyed and one fortress, I out-mined everyone. I never mined all my mines either. They were both still there.

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