Gotcha was Blue. I was Purple, Pokerto was orange and Searon was Aqua. We picked medium resources of course. We started out. We kept noticing Pokerto was talking to someone. His messages kept appearing on the screen. Then we figured it out. Pokerto had forgotten to turn off his messages!!!! Gotcha and I were saying if he doesn't turn them off, this game was going to be so much fun. Well he didn't figure it out. Muhahahaha. Gotcha and I were building. Pokerto types something like "Let's get Shlonglor. I want him". some crap like that. Gotcha and I were laughing so hard. I say to Gotcha "come get me man I'll be ready, hahaha." So Gotcha and I put up our shipyard about the same time. Since I was sandwhiched between Pokerto and Searon, I decided my only hope was to snag the oil in the middle of the map. So I built my shipyard and foundry by the inner mine. We had ours just about completed our shipyards when Pokerto types, "putting up my shipyard." hahahhaha. I go to Gotcha "That's too bad because ours our done. haha"

So Gotcha and I whipped out a Jugg a piece. I guess Searon and Pokerto had also. I made another Shipyard on Pokerto's side of the Island. Just then Pokerto types "let's get our ships together and take out Shlonglor." Gotcha and I already had our ships together and I go "let's take them out before they can get together, haha" So we both headed to Searon and got rid of his Jugg. We then headed back and got Pokerto's Battleship. I think it was about then when Pokerto started getting mad. He typed to Searon "these fuckers" and stuff like that.

I think we owned the sea after that. We took out Searon's crap. Then Pokerto goes something like "I'm going to invade Shlonglor." I had maybe 2 grunts at the time. So I started making more and made a second barracks. I was flying over Red's place and I see a transport unload some Footman on it. Then Pokerto goes in. But then he types "I landed on the wrong island!" I was laughing so hard. It seems the dumb ass doesn't have a clue where Purple is on Spiral. So he got in the transport and invaded me. He really still had more guys then me. I got screwed. I kept pumping out the Ogres. He killed a ton of my peons and halted my building. I finally killed off his guys. Pokerto types "Shlonglor is Dead." I go to Gotcha, "that is what he thinks." Muhahahahhaha. So I got my guys rolling again. Pokerto flys over again and goes something like "oh Shlonglor is alive again." hahahaahah.

So Pokerto decided to get Greedy and snag Red's island. Gotcha and I caught him as he was building his hall. Sometime around then, Searon Death and Decayed my Foundry and got rid of it. So what, I didn't need it anyway. The ship stage was long over. I had some Juggs and transports. I think it was around that time that Gotcha sank Pokerto's transport. He types to Searon "shit!" Gotcha and I knew exactly what he was talking about, hahahaha.

So I loaded up a load of Ogres and go in on Pokerto, and it seems Gotcha had the same Idea. We both invaded at the same time. I didn't even tell him to. What a great partner. So we go in and waste Pokerto's new town. So Pokerto goes "These fuckers are double teaming me. See they won't play me one on one. They need to double team me to beat me." Hahahahahha We were laughing so hard. Gotcha had refused Pokerto's one on one challenge earlier because like me, he doesn't seem to like 1 on 1s either. So we took out Pokerto's new town.

I then invaded Pokerto's main island. I killed some crap but got kicked off. So He builds a town hall near the inner mine on his island. So I start hitting it with Juggs. He was so mad. He made a catapult. I invaded him when he was about to hit my Juggs with it. He was so pissed. hahahaha. He goes to Searon "That's it, I'm outta here." So I turn on my messages to Pokerto and and say "No don't leave yet." It was then that he realized what an idiot he was, hahahaha. I go "it seems you left your messages on." Muhahahahhaah. I go "nice to know you think we are both fuckers." He goes "just terms of endearment."

I really don't know what Gotcha did the whole game. I think he was working on Searon. He took care of Searon so that is all that matters. He said he blizzarded Searon's peons, hahahah. So they both gave it up.

That was one of the funniest games I've ever played. It is so cool to hear what people say about you behind your back.

Take a look at the stats.

Moral: If you are going to cuss people out, cry like a baby, and be down right nasty, you better make sure your messages are set right :)

Muhahahhaha (thanks to Tou and Chrism for that cool laugh.)