Shlonglor's War 2 Stories
The Andrews boys!

Last Updated 7/10/97

Who were the Andrews boys?

The Andrews boys were Gotcha, Warp and I. Warp and I had our computers in the same room. Gotcha was across the other side of the bathroom but we yell through the hall keeping in perfect communcation with him. Occassionally, I ran in there and see what's going on :)

What were the Andrews boys about?

Water Combat. That is the true test of a War 2 player. If you want to show you are a good War 2 player, you have to be good at sea. We skip the land crap and play sea games. If we didn't, you wouldn't be reading any good stories because most land games are boring as can be :)

Some say the Andrews boys play water because they can't play land. I say it's the opposite, we play Water because we know you can't play water.

What races did the Andrews boys play?

Well Gotcha usually went Humans, but sometimes went Orcs. Since it's sea, and because Humans are vastly superior to Orcs on the sea, I go Human, except on Whatkey :) Warp is one of the remaining few players that still always plays Orcs land & Sea. Only other water players I know that still go Orcs on Sea is Nate & Denbert.

Andrews Boys (1-0)(2/13/97)

The following was our 2nd game on FOC. Not much to tell, the stats tell it all. Ass kicking!!!

Andrews Boys (2-0)(2/13/97)

The closest game I've ever played (The Peon Wars)(Andrews Boys 3-0) (2/6/97)

Next is our 4th game on FOC. Gotcha wasted Summoner with an Invasion. First I thing I see is just nothing left on his island. Aries went big time Sea. there was some Major Ship battles. Gotcha took out Aries main fleet with Subs. Flanker then make a HUGE fleet. 10+ Juggs. I got together about 4 sent them in thinking I'd waste them then I see over 10 Juggs. Dang! I got up about 4 Shipyards, went Level 5 Juggs and massed a big fleet. But by the time my fleet was ready, Warp had killed 4 juggs with one sub, haha. And Gotcha and Warp killed the other Juggs. It was all over. We had a big party in their towns and the game was over. Yet another victory for the Andrews boys.

Andrews Boys (4-0)(2/13/97)

Ass Whooping! Andrews Boys (5-0)(2/13/97)

Stalemate? My ass (Peon Wars Part 2)(6-0)(2/26/97)

Muzzy's River's 2 Andrews Boys (7-0)(2/13/97)

Ass Whooping Part DUEX Andrews Boys (8-0)(2/13/97)

We played 4on4 on FOC. Shlonglor, Gotcha, Warp, of course & Shaf. Andrews boys + Shaf vs Lordhelmet, Steel, Gecko and Wermacht. Because of a game earlier where me, maddawg and warp all played as Warp, they decided to play as 2 Geckos, A Gecko777 something, and Wermacht. Poor werm. haha. Their strategy was 2 rush, 2 go juggs. Our Strategy was 4 go Juggs :) Lordhelmet invaded Warp. He did his usually 5 grunt, 1 peon invasion. He had beat Warp with this invasion 2 times in a row previously, but this time, Warp got the peon. He beat off the invasion. Werm invaded Gotcha 2-3 times but he also beat off the invasion. We went down quickly to one of the geckos that invaded Warp. We knew it was Lordhelmet and we wanted to prevent more invasions. We quickly got him off the sea. We then got over to Werm on black's island to stop Werm from invading. We got out a lot of destroyers and worked until they were all dead. Without the sea, it was all over for them. One really funny thing that happened was Werm's transport. He broke out and ran for it. Werm on the run. Take a look at that picture. He had a destroyer from EVERY person on our 4 player game on him :) Andrews Boys (10-0) (3/23/97)

Game of the Year, Andrews Boys (11-0)(4/2/97)

The Andrews Boys, unfortunately, ended their careers with a loss. It was all my fault. It was me, Maddawg, Warp, Gotcha vs Silverwolf, NaTe, Khisanth Shaf. I got Aqua, Maddawg Blue, Warp Yellow, Gotcha Purple. We had all the worst spots, other than Maddawg. Well we got going and Shaf was in EARLY on Warp with Juggs. He took him off the sea. I had a Walled in Guard tower, and just as I was making some Juggs, NaTe invaded me. But my Guard tower was out of range. Not only did I only have a Guard tower vs 6 level 3 grunts, but It was outta range. All my peons were killed and I was out. There was nothing I coulda done. It was a fatal mistake. Had that been a Cannon tower, the outcome might have been different. With me and Warp off the Sea, it was Maddawg and Gotcha vs 3 on the sea. There was no hope. Maddawg played pretty darn good. He pumped out a lot of Juggs but they couldn't do it 2 vs 3. NaTe set up camp at my Mine, and using all that gold, he went up to Lust. He Lusted all my teammates to death. That game was all my fault. Had I protected my mine, helped on the sea, and not given NaTe all my money, I think we coulda done it. The Andrews boys went out like a Biotch :) Andrews Boys Go down (11-1)

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