Sep262008
GOP Cookies at Mozarts
s0u1man: for the record, I wanted to buy a donkey cookie
s0u1man: but they were out
butr0s: haha
s0u1man: and when we asked the girl if we could buy elephant cookies, but count them as donkeys, she looked at us with this condescending look and said “do you really want me to?”
s0u1man: so then I shat on her face
butr0s: hahaha
butr0s: I just lol’d
s0u1man: ok, that last part was made up
s0u1man: but the first part is true
butr0s: no, no, don’t tell me that
butr0s: it ruins the illusion